So I typed this story up a month ago and just looked and I forgot to post it. It is a April Fools story... just a month later.
April Fools this year had a few surprises... not planned. I usually only work 8-10 hours a week but I was asked to work a 9-5 shift that day. On my way to work I noticed that I needed gas. I drove to the gas station across the street from the pharmacy and gassed up. When I work early I always go over to this gas station and get a drink or hot chocolate. I paid for my gas a drink and headed to work. 4 HOURS LATER.... I get a call from the sheriffs department saying that my car has been parked in front of the gas pump at Headquarters all morning. Ha Ha April Fools I thought until I realized... I really did. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!!!! I told the girls at work what I did and one said "April Fools" and I said "no really" I could not believe I did this and was SO EMBARRASSED that I actually had my friend Jamie go and get my car for me. A few hours later the girl that was working at Headquarters that morning came into the pharmacy and she told me she got the worse April Fools joke ever done to her because of my car. Her boss came in and asked her who's car it was and she said "it's Melanie's but I don't know what happened to her" I guess he asked her how long it had been there and if she checked the bathroom for me or went out to look at the car to see if I was ok. She told him no she was busy with the store, so he went out and said he would look for me. He came back in the store and yelled "call 911, she is inside and not breathing" This girl immediately felt sick and scared and she said that it was all her fault and if she would have checked on me earlier she could have saved me and went to pick up the phone when her boss said "April Fools" she was SOOOOO mad at him.
So we laughed about it when she came in and I told her she did not need to tell the story to anyone... or else just leave my name out of it. GEEZ.. mommy brain I guess.
So then later we kept thinking about what to do for April Fools to the pharmacist. I decided I was going to text Bryan and tell him that the pharmacy was being robbed. I sent the text and giggled until he texted me right back and said -I called 911, they are on their way. are you ok? I did not think that this little joke would backfire.... I immediately called him and he continued to ask me if they had a gun and how many there were I stopped him and said April Fools.... he laughed and said April Fools too. I guess the Schwan man was at my house when he got the text and he told Bryan "no way... she is April Fooling you" so he went right along with it and ended up getting me A LOT more than I got him. I was SO sick to my stomach and was thinking that I was going to have to talk to the sheriffs department... AGAIN!!! Anyway... it was a April Fools to laugh about now!!
Monday, May 10, 2010
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4 comments:
That is so funny. That totally sounds like something I would do.
That is too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Hahahahahaha, I'm totally laughing at this!!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooooo funny! Nice thing about having a "unique" vehicle--everyone knows it's YOU! Love that joke that backfired on you too, sooooooooo funny!!!
Oh my heck I am laughing way too hard right now to be sitting by myself at the computer-
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