Husbands say the funniest things

I have debated about telling this story... but it is one I want to remember and to funny not to share. My husband recently went in for a colonoscopy. He has a history of colon cancer in his family and both his dad and younger brother have had to have polyps (a condition that can turn cancerous if not treated )removed. They have to be put out under anaesthesia during the procedure. ANYWAY.... Bryan said that the first thing he remembered was me sitting next to him after the procedure and laughing so hard I was crying. I did not tell him until a few hours later that when he first woke up, the first thing he said was "that doctor gets a lot of ass" I was shocked and embarrassed but laughing my head off. The nurses all laughed and said we have heard a lot of butt jokes, but that was the first time we have heard that.